Friday, June 1, 2007

114 - Retrokonomiyaki


That's right, food again. We are fixing some okonomiyaki, which can be translated as "I was lazy, so you fry it". Okay, so it is some sort of dough bit like pancakes, you mix it with meat, weird stuff people find in sea known as seafood, and some even weirder stuff called vegetables, which is apparently something animals eat, I mean the species not smart enough to figure out during thousands of billions whatever years that eating other animals makes you stronger, since you get their soul.

So usually you get everything separately, so you can fry it yourself, it's supposed to be fun. Fun, yeah, sure. Perhaps for people without computers. Anyway, the fun part was when we finished eating, so that we had a biiig flat hot surface, some ice cubes from the drinks, and a bunch of chopsticks, which means: ice hockey madness!

BTW you all know that ice hockey, originally invented by the Brits, was meant to be played like this, on a huge field of white-hot metal, and ice cubes strapped to the players feet, but when adopted by the Americans, they made it "safer", and obviously less fun. (You pussies). Same with the rugby: if your grunts in Iraq would wear the same amount of kevlar as an american-football player you'd have far less casualties for crying out loud! What is it with the football anyway, there's one kind of football, and it's soccer.

What I wanted to say: that's how you make okonomiyaki.


Boy, what a silly post. Funny how you can make über-düper shitty pictures almost okay by screwing around with contrast and colors. Actually I sort of like this picture.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

indeed, ice on hot pan is more fun than hot butt on ice!

Brieggy said...

Andy, that is hilarious. Although, give us one thing, it is so much easier to push someone over and stomp on them on ice. Besides, the cold stadium is more brutal for the fans.